I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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