Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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