it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
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