"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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