Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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