question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
jump out the window naked night went bad
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