she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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