Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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