I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i dont even know how to be here
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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