she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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