I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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