I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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