dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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