you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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