We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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