I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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