so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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