Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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