So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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