Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
Randomize
