Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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