What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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