I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
sex in a hospital.. check
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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