Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I had to cum in my sink.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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