We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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