im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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