exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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