dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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