At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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