spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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