i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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