Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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