I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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