im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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