i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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