Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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