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uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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