need another drink. this is the easiest way
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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