Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Michael Bay diarrhea
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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