Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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