in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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