Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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