scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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