we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Enjoy the penises
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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