Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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