Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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