pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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