he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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