I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Randomize
