So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Church boner. Awkwardddd
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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