Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dude i'm inner monologue high
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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