she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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