She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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