I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
